Casey You're a Terrible Painter

You're a terrible painter Casey. I have told myself that countless times since I started painting miniatures. I truly love the game of miniature wargaming but the thought of starting a new game or army and having to paint it was not only intimidating, but I flat out refused to paint the army on my own. Making up excuses to myself would become a daily routine on why I should pay someone else to do it. "I don't have enough time", "I'm too busy at work", "Time spent painting is time away from playing", etc. Well, I am here to tell you that things have changed and I will share with you how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb..err I mean paint!

I keep these on my shelf to remind me of where I started. The first miniatures I ever painted circa 2015.

I keep these on my shelf to remind me of where I started. The first miniatures I ever painted circa 2015.

In the past I would enlist the services of "Mercenary Painters" (I mean this in a good way) such as the extremely talented Mark Minghella, Apeman Artworks (Ray Gibson), and others. These gentlemen would paint up gorgeous armies for me that I am proud to show off on Facebook and other social media sites. Now getting your armies painted is not cheap, with customers wanting to pay as little as possible while receiving near museum quality miniatures in return, and did I mention that some customers want a whole army done in a week? The statistics on how much a commission painter would have to charge per miniature to break even on an hourly minimum wage are pretty astounding but I am getting off track, the bottom line is... As gorgeous as the commissioned armies are, with a baby on the way, I had to start painting my own armies. There is also a special connection to putting your own assembled and painted miniatures on the table and pushing them to victory, or at least a minor defeat. My commissioned armies look amazing but I have this slight disconnect where I have little to no emotional attachment to them. I was Zhukov, just throwing my armies into the battle of Berlin without any sort of emotion felt.

Ever since I got my first box of 28mm Germans some years ago, I have gone in spells where I have attempted to paint some minis or vehicles, here and there. I would use YouTube videos, Flames of War paint guides or Facebook as guides. Once I had a miniature painted, I would think it would look alright and then start looking at the pics on Facebook Bolt Action sites. I would see miniatures done up by the Van Gogh's and Picasso's of our tight-knit community. We all know the Patch Adams, Bryan Cooks, Andy Singletons, James Wappels, Dave Xavier, Piers Brand, and so on. I would compare my mini to theirs and think it was absolute trash and get completely discouraged. Looking back on it now, it all seems so ridiculous to compare my two months of starting out to these painting demi-gods but I did it anyway. And that is one of the most important aspects I strive to share with new members of miniature wargaming. Don't heavily compare your skill and work to someone who has been doing it for ages or as a profession. Instead use their work as a guide.

Some World War One Germans around 2016. I am learning.

Some World War One Germans around 2016. I am learning.

And I did just that, I used the guides made by members of our community and took it in baby steps. In March 2016 I sat down with fellow Paint All the Minis contributor Bryan Cook’s "How to Paint DAK Infantry" guide and started painting. I also made sure to buy quality brushes, watch highlighting videos and learned how to thin my paints…then thin them some more! (TWO LIGHT COATS!!!).  I started slow with only painting two miniatures a night and I learned so much more going at that glacial pace. After about a month I had around 35 Deutsches Afrika Korps infantrymen ready to go. Did they look like something out of a magazine? Well no, but they were mine and they looked pretty decent. What sealed the deal was taking some of the first minis I had ever painted and comparing them to the ones I just did. By asking questions, taking my time, following a proper guide, and not comparing the quality to someone else, I was finally happy with a miniature I had painted.

Are they some elite level quality? Nope, but through my eyes, they are perfect. Especially when compared to earlier work.

Are they some elite level quality? Nope, but through my eyes, they are perfect. Especially when compared to earlier work.

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The online miniature gaming community can be downright venomous to each other when it comes to such controversial topics as what scale is better, 1/48 or 1/56? Which Version is better? How many rivets should there be on a Matilda? Is that the incorrect road wheel on that Panzer III conversion? But for all of our differences in opinions, I personally have never seen someone openly criticize another players painting skill. I see suggestions and constructive criticism but never have I seen someone openly insult or belittle a player after showing his painting. That makes me proud to be a part of this grand community and a contributor to Paint All the Minis who firmly believes and stands behind these values.


More than anything I wanted to write this quick article to all of the hobbyists like me who do not like painting or are intimidated by it. I have come to enjoy painting by just slowing down and concentrating on my own work and not that of others. I consider myself very much a novice painter and this article will be the base of what I hope are more to come on my painting journey, learning new techniques, and sharing ones I have learned. I ask that you take that first miniature that you think is so terrible and keep it on your desk. I promise you the next one will look better.

In short summary:

Enamel washes and washes in general. While intimidating at first, I have now come to use them daily in my painting for vehicles. AK Interactive Enamel Washes. I will write a guide on how to better use these soon.

A pair of 40k Tauroxes using Patch’s Sponge technique that can be found on Paint All the Minis.   https://www.paintalltheminis.com/painting-tutorials/

A pair of 40k Tauroxes using Patch’s Sponge technique that can be found on Paint All the Minis. https://www.paintalltheminis.com/painting-tutorials/